He has got so many problems
You can count them one by one
He’s a filthy, stupid apeman
He never has any fun
He lives in the jungle
In a cave by the hill
Plays an old loud drum
He’s primitive, barely human
Apeman hop
Apeman hop
Paint the face of a demon
Glowing by the fire light
Hoppin’ like an elephant
Thunderin’ like me tonight
He’s the world’s worst recycler
The iceman comes alive
He’s the devil’s apprentice
He’s a prehistoric man
Apeman hop
Apeman hop
At night he’s gonna sacrifice
His beloved apeman girl
Tie her to the alter
Pull out her heart and eat her flesh
Apeman hop
Apeman hop
Apeman hop
Apeman hop
Apeman…