Me And My Shadow

[spoken][Robbie: (american accent)] Johnny and Robbie[Jonathon:] What you talking like that for, you’re from Stoke![Robbie:] I dunno but I can’t stop here pally Like the wallpaper sticks to the wallLike the seashore clings to the seaLike you’ll never get rid of your shadowYou’ll never get rid of me Let all the others fight and fussWhatever […]

Have You Met Miss Jones?

Have you met Miss JonesSomeone said as we shook handsShe was just Miss Jones to me Then I said Miss JonesYou’re a girl who understandsI’m a man who must be free. And all at once I lost my breathAnd all at once was scared to deathAnd all at once I own the earth and sky […]

Mack The Knife

Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dearAnd he shows them pearly whiteJust a jack knife has MacHeath, dearAnd he keeps it out of sight When the shark bites with his teeth, dearScarlet billows start to spreadFancy gloves though wears MacHeath, dearSo there’s not a trace of red On the sidewalk, Sunday morningLies a body oozing […]

Straighten Up And Fly Right

A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,The monkey thought that everything was on the square.The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back,The monkey grabbed his neck and said, "Now listen, Jack…" Straighten up and fly right,Straighten up and fly rightStraighten up and fly rightCool down, papa, don’t you blow […]

Beyond The Sea

Somewhere beyond the seaSomewhere waiting for meMy lover stands on golden sandsAnd watches the ships that go sailing Somewhere beyond the seaHe’s watching for meIf I could fly like birds on highThen straight to his arms I’d go sailingIt’s far beyond a star, it’s near beyond the moonI know beyond a doubtMy heart will lead […]