Chemical World

THE PAY-ME GIRL HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE BLEEPSSO SHE TAKES A BUS INTO THE COUNTRYALTHOUGH SHE GOT HERSELF ROSY CHEEKSSHE DIDN’T LEAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE RENTTHE LANLORD SAYS THAT SHE’S OUT IN A WEEKWHAT A SHAME SHE WAS JUST GETTING COMFYNOW SHE’S EATING CHOCOLATE TO INDUCE SLEEPIN A CHEMICAL WORLD IT’S VERY, […]

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Entertain Me

We can’t do backBut so is heHead to the floodlightsSee the fraternityThey’re waitingI hear them up in the northAnd down in the southAnd all that is spewingSpewing out of his mouthEntertain me, entertain meEntertain me, entertain me At his and hers datingBored minds agreeRequirements to be statedReplies awaitedShe wants a loose fitHe wants instant whipHe […]

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Caramel

I gotta get overI gotta get overI gotta get betterI’m with you foreverI gotta find geniusI gotta get betterI gotta stop smokingI gotta get better Where’s the magicI gotta get betterOh lord give me magicI’m with you foreverI gotta find my skillAnd live by the mountainsI love you foreverI knew I, I knew I

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He Thought Of Cars

Moscow’s still red, the young man is deadGone to heaven instead, the evening news says he was confusedThe motorways will all merge soon, lottery winner buys the moonThey’ve come to save us, the space invaders are here He thought of cars and where, where to drive themWho to drive them withThere, there was no-one, no-one […]

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Charmless Man

I met him in a crowded roomWhere people go to drink away their gloomHe sat me down and so beganThe story of a charmless manEducated the expensive wayHe knows his claret from a beaujolaisI think he’d like to have been Ronnie KrayBut then nature didn’t make him that way He thinks his educated airs those […]

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