Going Away to College

lease take me by the handIts so cold out tonightI’ll put blankets on the bedI won’t turn off the lightJust don’t forget to think about meAnd I won’t forget youI’ll write you once a week she said Why does it feel the sameTo fall in love or break it offAnd if young love is just […]


Home show, mom won’t knowRun out the back doorHe’s passed out on the floorThird time, been caught twiceForgive our neighbor BobI think he humped the dog But good things come to those who waitCause she laid meAnd mom and dad posses the keyInstant slaveryNo need explain the planNo need to even botherI’ll pack my bags […]

Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heartacheHe’s a fuckin weaselHis issues make my mind acheWant to make a dealCause I love your little motionsYou do with your pigtailsWhat a nice creationWorth another night in jail He’s a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair outWhen friends were listening to SlayerI would like to find him Friday nightHanging […]

Adams Song

I never thought I’d die aloneI laughed the loudest who’d have known?I traced the cord back to the wallNo wonder it was never plugged in at allI took my time, I hurried upThe choice was mine I didn’t think enoughI’m too depressed to go onYou’ll be sorry when I’m gone I never conquered, rarely came16 […]


He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bombShe has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the fundsHe’s not that old, I’ve been told a strong sexual goalHe goes out every day, she goes every way, oh yeahAnd they don’t even care at all She’s open waiting for moreAnd I […]