High Plains Drifter

They can’t catch me never gonna find meThey’re never gonna know that I’m the High Plains DrifterPulled over to the river to take a restPulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet out of my chestFear and loathing across the country listening to my 8 trackReached behind the seat and grabbed a Kool […]


I have never been more ready in my entire life to do this right nowIt’s all been leading up to this momentAll right now, right hereMy whole life We’ve got rhyme selection in a wide arrayJ’ai des bonbons pour vous, mangezThe party people scream “Oui oui c’est vrai!”‘cause I got a remote for my bidetA.D.R.O.C.K.I […]

Get On The Mic

Get on the mic Mike let’s be real and don’t cloud the issueThe rhymes are rope an M.C. you must listen toPeople say that they been missin’ me and missin’ youGet on the mic and let’s show them like we used toYou say fuck that I say fuck thisThe king Ad-Whammy has never been limp […]

Flowin’ Prose

I’m flowing prose to cons and cons to prosI’m scheming rhyme against reason like it was flow against knowBut beyond the concepts and emotions that riseTo the interconnectedness that underliesThe lies upon lies have lost their meaningThe plies upon plies of consciousness that is beingOver and over I fall I learned to walk from a […]

Shake Your Rump

Now Randy listen I rock a house party at the drop of a hatI beat a biter down with an aluminum bata lot of people they be Jonesin’ just to hear me rock the micIn the right car at the right price in mint conditionthey’ll be staring at the radio staying up all nightso like […]